{"id":1037,"date":"2015-12-13T05:55:18","date_gmt":"2015-12-13T05:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/?p=1037"},"modified":"2018-02-23T08:04:26","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T08:04:26","slug":"lies-students-tell-their-teachers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/funny\/lies-students-tell-their-teachers\/","title":{"rendered":"Lies Students Tell Their Teachers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_1.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I clearly understand this assignment is very important and that's why I started working on it weeks ago. TRUTH: I have no idea what assignment you're talking about.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1798\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_1.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_1-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_2.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  Of course, I'm super ready for the exam we're having next week! TRUTH: Oh, right. Exam. Will definitely prepare for it. Maybe tomorrow or the day after.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1803\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_2.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_2-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_3.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I find this subject very interesting and inspiring! TRUTH: I may have taken a nap during your class a couple of times.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_3.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_3-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_3-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_4.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I didn't do it! TRUTH: You can put me to torture, but I won't confess. Ever!\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1805\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_4.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_4-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_4-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_5.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I spent the whole weekend at the library preparing for the exam. TRUTH: I was on my way to the library when I met my friends. The only thing I've learned this weekend was the devastating result of sleep deprivation.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1806\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_5.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_5-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_5-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_6.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  Thank you for the great advice! It really helped me a lot!  TRUTH: No matter what you say, I'll do it my own way.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1807\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_6.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_6-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_6-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_7.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I've read the book for today's class and really enjoyed it. TRUTH: I've found a film adaptation and watched it while eating very unhealthy food.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_7.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_7-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_7-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_8.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I never use Wikipedia for writing my papers.  TRUTH: Wikipedia is my home page.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1809\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_8.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_8-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_8-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_9.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  Nobody helped me to write this essay. I did it on my own. TRUTH: I asked my elder sister to write it for me. I don't even remember the title.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1810\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_9.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_9-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_9-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_10.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I think it's time for me to become more responsible and bring out my full potential. From now on I'll be the best student in your class. TRUTH: My mother's going to kill me if my grades don't get better.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_10.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_10-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_10-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_11.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I can't turn in my paper today because I've found some secret information during my research and I'm having a meeting with CIA this afternoon. TRUTH: CIA will arrest me for coming up with such a terrible excuse.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1812\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_11.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_11-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_11-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_12.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I promise to impress you with my next paper. TRUTH: I hope I won't fail as much as I did this time.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1813\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_12.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_12-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_12-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_13.jpg\" alt=\"LIE:  I definitely turned this paper in. You must have misplaced it. TRUTH: I will write it with the speed of light as soon as I get back home.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1802\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_13.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_13-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/stud_13-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1037"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1819,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions\/1819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}