{"id":1075,"date":"2017-12-13T06:26:09","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T06:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2018-02-23T08:04:23","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T08:04:23","slug":"lies-teachers-tell-their-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/funny\/lies-teachers-tell-their-students\/","title":{"rendered":"Lies Teachers Tell Their Students"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_1.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: Everything I say will be on the exam so pay close attention. TRUTH: Keep quiet and stop playing with your phones!\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1758\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_1.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_1-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_2.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: This knowledge will help you in the future! TRUTH: You'll need this knowledge only in case you decide to become a teacher.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1759\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_2.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_2-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: It's a very important book you should read to have a profound understanding of this subject. TRUTH: There's only one paragraph in it that is really important, but I want to see you suffer reading through all of it.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: No, I can't be mistaken about this fact. You must have read an unreliable source with the questionable information. TRUTH: I hope you're wrong and I won't need to rewrite my material.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_3-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_5.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: I'm looking forward to reading your brilliant essays! TRUTH: I expect you'll at least spell the title correctly\u2026\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_5.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_5-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_5-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_6.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: You have a great future lying ahead of you. TRUTH: I'm required to say that to every student.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1763\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_6.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_6-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_6-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_7.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: You really impressed me with your last assignment. TRUTH: You didn't fail as much as I expected you to.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_7.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_7-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_7-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_8.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: I know the difference between a student who has been studying hard for my exam and the one who spent one single night trying to memorize the material. TRUTH: I really don't. But try to memorize at least anything from my class.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1765\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_8.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_8-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_8-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_9.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: This may or may not be on the test. TRUTH: Write it down, you lazy bones! This will definitely be on the test.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1766\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_9.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_9-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_9-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_10.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: That is not funny at all! TRUTH: That's hilarious! I'm going to remember that joke and tell it to my other class.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_10.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_10-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_10-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_11.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: I promise this test will be very easy for you to cope with. TRUTH: Those who were not writing down every single word I said in class during the last couple of weeks will fail.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_11.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_11-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_11-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_12.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: I see you as a student of huge potential. TRUTH: You're failing everything and there's a microscopic chance for you to change that.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_12.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_12-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_12-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_13.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: One day you'll remember me and be grateful for the things I've taught you.  TRUTH: You'll forget my name as soon as you leave the school.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1770\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_13.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_13-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_13-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_14.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: I'm just going to wait until you all calm down. TRUTH: I'm very close to giving you all a test on the material we haven't covered yet if you don't shut up.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_14.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_14-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_14-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><br \/>\n<img data-src=\"https:\/\/blog.cheapwritingservice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_15.jpg\" alt=\"LIE: I never discuss your surreal excuses for not doing your assignments with other teachers. TRUTH: I do it all the time and we all have a good laugh.\" width=\"740\" height=\"493\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_15.jpg 740w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_15-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/teach_15-624x416.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1775,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions\/1775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cheapwritingservice.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}